Monday, September 7, 2009

Easy With That

I know that you're trying to conserve time with your text messaging but if you're a dude please don't send me a text where you write "cum" instead of "come."

You know how sometimes you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket and you reach in your pocket and it didn't actually vibrate. Sun, the other day I felt my phone vibrate. I reached in my pocket and my phone wasn't even there.

Are these little brown birds actually young pigeons? I never see any big brown birds and I never seen any little pigeons. This is like when I found out that the little black roaches with the brown spot were actually just babies of the bigger all brown roaches. Shout to my girl Priscilla on this one.

My new album is dropping in February. It's called "The Good Sun." Peace and love ya'll.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Evolution of Abusive Vocabulary

When I was growing up, to "snuff" somebody meant to put your hand, the side of your hand in particular, on their forehead right above the nose, and then to push their head backwards in a dismissive fashion. To use your whole palm on the side of their face was more like a "mush."

Now these days a "snuff" means a punch. When did this happen?

I don't condone snuffing or mushing of any sort.