No Happiness Without Nuts

Dog owners who neuter, how can you rationalize cutting off the balls of an animal you claim to care about? Do you understand the significance of balls in the life of a male animal? There is no happiness without balls. These animals are miserable. They have no will to live. I don't care if he's wagging his tale. I don't care if he's smiling from ear to ear. The dude is miserable.